Football Cynic: Recent Comments

Comment on Bowled over by Thomas the Tank Engine

2012-02-03T11:10:24Z

Yes a special post for me from your fav Barrow poster! Ive seen Vickerstown play and you are quite right about the T the T reference. Still, they live in Barrow's shadow a bit - the mighty Barrow FC that is. (FootballCynic writes: Ah, but are Barrow again good at cricket?)

Comment on From Knappers to Redknappers

2012-01-29T08:07:01Z

A year or two ago we had trouble with the drains at Knobhead Hall. A local man called Harry came round to deal with the matter. He was a cheery sort of chap and made Lady Knobhead laugh with his little quips about everything from politics to religion. He even knew some good Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman jokes. When the work was completed, it came to £300 - very reasonable in this day and age. However he offered us a cash discount of £200 or £189 if we placed the money in an account in, so he said, his wife's name, Rosie. Duly we obliged and paid £189. Lady Knobhead is worried that this Happy Harry character will apppear in court and name us. What do you think, Mr Cynic? (FootballCynic writes: Goodness me, FootballCynic has never heard of tradesman offering better prices when you pay cash. Is this what happens in Knebworth? So, tell us one of Harry's Englishman, Irishman jokes.)

Comment on Avast me hearties!

2012-01-28T23:31:53Z

I have found this blog handy for my day-to-day life. It is especially engaging and intriguing. Moreover, did anyone view the Aussie Open ladies final today? That has been rather a superior match. Maria Sharapova got her butt knocked by a girl out of Belarus who will be the world number 1 right after the victory. That is definitely something. The next day is gonna be a fantastic day for tennis. Hence whoever's serious by sure to take a look college papers for free. (FootballCynic writes: Eh?)

Comment on From Knappers to Redknappers

2012-01-28T21:45:36Z

Now this is all a bit harsh and poor old Harry happy Harry happy Harry happy Harry how can you really have a date at this grind them all now (FootballCynic writes: Hard to dispute your point given that you must had at least two bottles of wine before you typed this)

Comment on From Knappers to Redknappers

2012-01-28T10:35:51Z

Just shown this to a friend and he is now choking on his sandwich. To make it better, he also hates Spurs. (FootballCynic writes: It seems that this post is a bit of a health hazard in York. We'll have Elf & Safety on our backs soon)

Comment on From Knappers to Redknappers

2012-01-27T12:12:06Z

Perhaps it could be called Harryaii 50! I though Rosie was a cat anyways (FootballCynic writes: No, Rosie is (or was) definitely a dog. Hawaii 5-0 - wow, you must be older than your spelling suggests - a bit like Harry, I guess)

Comment on From Knappers to Redknappers

2012-01-27T09:41:50Z

Oh dear I've just spluttered coffee all over my keyboard. I don't usually even smile before I have finished my first coffee! (FootballCynic writes: If Harry found it funny and spluttered coffee over his keyboard, it wouldn't matter as he's never written a letter)

Comment on Berwick Rangers to be expelled from Scottish League says Salmond

2012-01-22T10:42:52Z

You've hit a raw nerve with the fellow from Berwick or so it would seem. I was discussing this very issue with Lady Knobhead as we were perusing the League 2 scores and remarking on Swindon's 1-0 win during toast and marmalade this morning. Lady Knobhead was born on the borders of Chalfont St Giles and Chalfont St Peter and it had some funny effects. Although her address was Chalfont St Giles, she always said she was nearer Chalfont St Peter. Yet, if people mistakenly referred to her as living in Chalfont St Peter, she would quickly correct them, acting somewhat offended, and say she was a 'Giles'. So, you should be more sympathetic with these poor confused souls who don't know whether they are in Scotland or England. It must be hell for them. I just feel sorry for those who have to listen to Salmond's irritating voice. If there is a king of know-it-alls, Salmond is the man. At least, that's what Lady Knobhead says and she is always right. (FootballCynic writes: So, what did Lady Knobhead make of Swindon's 1-0 win then?)

Comment on Berwick Rangers to be expelled from Scottish League says Salmond

2012-01-19T21:06:09Z

Tosser (FootballCynic writes: What the caber?)

Comment on Berwick Rangers to be expelled from Scottish League says Salmond

2012-01-19T11:09:08Z

So **** funny, you **** ****. How **** original and what a **** website is. Just **** yourself. (FootballCynic writes: Thank you for your comments - presumably, one of our friends from Berwick Rangers. Let's allow our readers to guess the missing words.....oh ok, FootballCynic will give you the answers - amazingly, interesting person, terribly, wonderful, congratulate)