Yorkshire Main FC (or Yorkshire Main Colliery FC until the colliery closed) do not seem to suffer by being the last football team alphabetically in England. They have started brightly in the Central Midlands Black Dragon Premier Division with a 1-0 win followed by an emphatic 5-0 win over FC 05, an appropriate scoreline indeed. Playing in the shadow of Doncaster Rovers and having featured in the Doncaster Senior League for many years, this club has progressed well. Dennis Tymon has been Club Secretary, since about the time Ricky Villa scored that great FA Cup Final goal for Tottenham Hotspurs, and has helped to guide the club through good times and bad times. Their website is packed with information and includes details of the latest National Lottery results, the weather forecast in Doncaster and details of their sponsors, The Royal Mail (presumably, their midfield players arrive late in the box). Below the 2007-8 squad, sponsored by (you won't believe this) Sprotbrough Fish Bar - yes, really. A poll on their website tells us that 59% think it is OK not to tell the ref if he does a Crystal Palace on the opposition. Something for the postmen to discuss in the pub after their fish and chips.