It's the 1st round of the FA Cup this weekend and on Monday night (this is still the weekend for football fans) the "Real Crazy Gang", AFC Wimbledon, take on Wycombe Wanderers. What are the odds of AFC Wimbledon getting through and meeting MK Dons, who have to overcome Bradford, in the second round? Elsewhere, Bury and Bury Town feature - perhaps, they could clash in the 2nd round. The draw unfortunately has too many non-Leaguers playing each other.

It's also FA Women's Cup weekend. Most teams prefer to call themselves "Ladies", but not so at Leeds United where they are "Vixens". At Liverpool, they are curiously called "Feds", while at Bury, they are "Girls & Ladies". AFC Wimbledon feature here too with a trip to Norwich City Ladies. And best of luck too, of course, to the Barking Ladies, who are presumably known as "The Bitches".